I may be looking for a Unicorn.

Förnamn

John

Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som

I'm on the petite side of XXXL. I like to food shop and will do some shopping with you if you don't try every dress on in the store. I have more patience with lingerie. I like estate sales, read, puzzles, cooking, movies, just about anything. I can be coaxed into most things. I'm house broken and I put the seat down. I clean up after cooking and don't really make a mess. It would nice to have a playful partner with a sense of humor and someone that smiles easily. Someone quiet so I can hear the voices in my head, kidding. They told me to say that, or did they. Anyway, I have an unusual sense of humor. I want a friend/ lover/ partner/ and grass cutter. You don't have to do windows and you'll be off every Thursday. I like history, easy crosswords, trivia, I remember the oddest things. I get involved in projects. I'm unique just like everyone else. I stick my foot in my mouth on a regular basis. It's like I have this superpower to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. If this drivel doesn't run you off you may be my gal. So, it's in your hands, suit yourself.

Stjärntecken

Tvillingarna

Min kroppstyp är

Stor och vacker

Min längd är

198 cm

Min etnicitet är

Kaukasisk