One of the last good guys
DoubleL78
Mobile, Alabama | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
Lance
I Can Speak
English, Other
I Would Describe Myself As
I'm 44 divorced live alone. I'm looking for a girlfriend who can go as long as i can like all night would be great but i can go longer. I have no credits or ride so you cum to me. You may think I'm joking about lasting all night or longer but i assure you I'm not.
Sign
Virgo
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Slender
My Height Is
5' 10 (1.78 m)
My Eyes Are
Brown
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is
Divorced
I Have Kids
No
I Want Kids
Yes
My Best Feature Is
Eyes
Body Art
Other, Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is
Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These
Cat
Willing To Relocate
Yes
Status
My Education Level Is
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is
Work At Home
My Speciality Is
Retired
My Job Title Is
Making women wet
I Make This Much In A Year
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home
Friends Come Over Often
I'm A Smoker
Yes - Often
I Drink
Yes - Often
Personality
Back In High School, I Was A
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Fire Starter, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are
Sports, Learning, Music, Tv, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Playing Cards, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, Relaxing, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Going To A Casino, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be
Getting buzzed at bars shooting pool maybe darts
I've Always Wanted To Try
Screwing in middle of Walmart
My Friends Describe Me As Being
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt
Views
My Religion Is
Christian
I Attend Services
Never
My Political Views Are
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is
To remain happy but share it with my partner
My Kind Of Humor Is
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy, Sadistic
Taste
On Tv, I Always Watch
Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A
Action, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To
Rap, Rock, Metal, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read
Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Reference, Sports, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is
Damn near anything I'll make you laugh constantly
Looking for
What Do You Find Attractive?
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?
Last year's Easter eggs
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?
Friend, Date, Other, Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Just Wanna Fuck